black bear road

me an' rj an' the kids was on a camp-out in the mountains

and we had us one'a them u-drive-'em army jeep cars which we rented from a fella by the name of kubozke for thirty bucks a day

buy your gas along the way

take a rabbit's foot and leave a pint of blood for a dee-posit

and he 'splained it all to us how we was supposed to get to telluride

which is fifty miles away by way of the regular highway

however

there was a shortcut but unless we had drove the black bear road before

we'd better be off to stay

stay in bed and sleep late. well

we took up off'n the highway and we come upon a sign says black bear road. you don't have to be crazy to drive this road