ian dury
i'm an irish cripple
a scottish jew
i'm the blackmail man
a raspberry ripple
a buckle my shoe
i'm a dead fish coon
a pikey greek
a silvery spoon
a bubble and squeak
well
i'm the blackmail man and i know what you do
every one of you
you make me sick
make me tom and dick
i'll put the black on you
blackmail man
i'm a paki chink
a half-cocked ponce
a tiddly-wink
a charlie ronce
i'm a no socks tramp
a cavalier drunk
a paraffin lamp
an elephant's trunk
i'm the blackmail man and i think you stink
you pen and ink
i hate your guts
newington butts
hampton wick
berkshire hunt
fraser and nash pony and trap
up your 'arris
in your mince
hampton's don't leave fingerprints
blackmail man and i think you stink
your newington butts
i put the black on you