blind snake sundae

i hear a little voice

and it comes whinging in over the sea of a thousand fat faces

the little voice whinges for something loud and heavy

a little line of beer running down his chinny-chin

oh my god what a fat little skin

and i smell something cooking

something soft

something sweet

something completely ridiculous

in the beginning was the word

it come to scrape away the shell-shock

and i says shake it

shake it

shake it

for another five minutes

and we are blowing it up like shell-shock

and to this fabulous waste

come and deliver yourselves

i says come and eat up something

deliver yourselves

with wet cherries on a blind snake sundae

and to this fabulous waste

come and deliver yourself

oh come and leave all your food lying down in the dust

and listen to the cook-house rock

i said listen to the cook-house rock

listen to it

listen to it

listen

listen to the cook-house rock

i hear another little voice

same as before

except a little bit poorer and wasted

whinging for something loud

by god you're fat boy

fat

beer dribbling down your weak little chin

i will not let you in

and yes

again i smell something cooking

something small and weak

and completely ridiculous

and to this fabulous waste

come and deliver yourselves

i says come and clean up something

deliver yourself

with a wet cherry on a blind snake sundae

and to this fabulous waste

come and deliver yourself

i says leave all your food lying down in the dust

and listen to the cook-house rock

i says listen to the cook-house rock

listen to it

listen to it

listen