you must have seen parties of blockheads
with blotched and lagered skin
blockheads with food particles in their teeth
what a horrible state they're in
they've got womanly breasts under pale mauve vests
shoes like dead pigs' noses
a mouth what never closes
you must have seen blockheads in raucous teams
who screw their poor old eileens
hire-purchase signet rings
a beauty to the bully boys
why bother at all about blockheads?
why shouldn't they do as they please?
you know if it came to a brainy game
you could baffle a blockhead with ease
how would you like one puffing and blowing in your ear-hole?
or pissing in your swimming pool?
bigger brained blockheads often acquire
premature ejaculation drivers
their soft-top's got roll-bars