he was a southpaw but had a killer right swing
an outlaw inside of the ring
every now and then he'd be put against the ropes but then he'd bounce back
catch a second wind and throw blows 'til noses crack
he saw red and blacked out
received a couple pats on the back for the smack downs
had the business sense to wait for press conferences to talk shit
though he'd never say much
properly mothered but his father taught him how to take a punch
it was bare knuckle touch of tough love
when he got drunk enough he took his kid down to the gym and fit him up with gloves
tied together with a shoelace