bo fo sho

bo burnham

yo

walkin' my poodles

man

it never gets old. with my dogs on my leash

i got bitches on the hold

a first-aids kit? that's a rhesus monkey. i bust more nuts than a pistachio junkie. get more ass than a giant donkey stable

got more lines than whitney houston's coffee table. i get more head than grammar-school lice. i'm like a walkin' glacier

i'm so decked out with ice. did you poop a virgin? 'cause that shit is tight. jack ain't black

and barry ain't white. i do drugs in the bedroom

lie on your back

cause i got the pipe and you got the crack. though i'm sexually straight

you're bound to find

i'm mentally gay

cause i'll blow your mind. the parents be snickerin'

he shouldn't have written it