bobby brown goes down

hey there

people

i'm bobby brown

they say i'm the cutest boy in town

my car is fast

my teeth is shiney

i tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie

here i am at a famous school

i'm dressin'sharp 'n' i'm

actin' cool

i got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper

let her do all the work 'n' maybe later i'll rape her

oh god i am the american dream

i do not think i'm too extreme

an' i'm a handsome sonofabitch

i'm gonna get a good job 'n' be real rich

women's liberation

came creepin' across the nation

i tell you people

i was not ready

when i fucked this dyke by the name of freddie

she made a little speech then

aw

she tried to make me say when

she had my balls in a vice

but she left the dick

i guess it's still hooked on

but now it shoots too quick

oh god i am the american dream

but now i smell like vaseline

an' i'm a miserable sonofabitch

am i a boy or a lady. i don't know which

so i went out 'n' bought me a leisure suit

i jingle my change

but i'm still kinda cute

got a job doin' radio promo

and none of the jocks can even tell i'm a homo

eventually me 'nd a friend

sorta of drifted along into s&m

i can take about an hour on the tower of power

as long as i get a little golden shower

oh god i am the american dream

with a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream

an' i'll do anything to get ahead

i lay awake nights sayin

' thank you