i was trippin' lookin' at my portfolio
wonderin' how i was gonna make enough dough
called up a friend who wrote for 'one tree hill' and 'jericho'
he had a job for me and check it
with a four-letter company
i got a proposition for you
how 'bout you let me keep my profits as a scorer?
record sales are shrinkin'
how 'bout you cut a deal with me?
we see you as a commodity
we've been with you since day one and that's an oddity
and after a series of phone calls to the great publishing houses
i reached my representative who pulled out the
in the form of tablets made of stone