love for sale

well i wake up this morning i rolled out of bed

i felt like a dog who's been kicked in the head

checked out my mail there was letter that read

love for sale

love for sale

i picked up the phone i called everyone i could

i let my fingers do the walking through the telephone book

you can't catch a fish if you ain't got the hook

love for sale

love for sale

send up a signal throw me a line

somebody explain

this funny valentine"