book of lies

somebody try the side door

you know its gettin' kinda late

i'll just assume there's a reason there's

nothin' on my plate

it sounds a lot like show time

but why am i up at six

no one told me we'd be

playin' at fort dix

round & round it never stops

each day a new surprise

you'll find it all inside

you brand new book of lies

round & round where we stop

you guess as good as mine

it's one big comp

your brand new book of lies

will that be yen or lira?

is that in local time?

& if someone cancelled

what's everybody doing in line

s'pretty hard to get a signal

a way out here in the sticks

got a feelin' that the local's

bin up to his old tricks

i think i know it's monday

but this is not milan

i went to sleep in brussels

& woke up in japan

somebody try the side door

you know its gettin' kinda late

i'll just assume there's a reason there's

nothin' on my plate