borderlands: the pre-sequel

we're off to the moon

and it's full of lunatics

with a new bag of tricks

this place needs a luminous lick of paint

and i'm doing this shit

coming through on a humorous tip

then i switch from a clown to the brutalest prick

getting through many clips

so my finger's superhumanly ripped

is there room at the inn for a lawbringer

enforcing enforcers to forcefully pick up a fork

and nick your dinner?

give some applause

i'm a pure winner

i'm a mixture of helpful and selfish

marshall and elvis

shark and a shellfish

armed

armored and well fit

can't help it

i'm departing to elpis

whooaaaa

everything's going all wobbly

i'ma find a pile of scrap

to mash up in the grinder

camp on a cliff and snipe you

i'm a large brain matter collider

smashing up atoms and splattering minds up

no wonder i have to remind you that.hang on a second

what's that just behind you?

ahhh

got you in the botty with a shotty

now you're as sloppy as a nosh from a rotty

not rocky

but i'll knock ye out with my noccas

gnocchi

out with your knockers

moxxi

she's so hot i'm hot by proxy

and athena

have you seen her?

that gladiator doesn't need an arena

tell them tiny tina just what she does

to my wiener's demeanor

could i even be keener

if she switched my decaf creamer

for a cleavland steamer?

i'm an eager beaver

too bloody sweet for a tea with sweetener

i launch vaulthunter.exe

so doom you can keep your bfg

sir

don't need that

to leave your face looking like a piece of pizza

when the moon hits your eye

like a big pizza pie

that's a ballache

a ballache

when the moon hits your eye

like a big pizza pie

thats a ballache

a ballache

to the moon and back

to the moon and

back

back

back

he's a bastard

handsome jack

keep the cash

have your ransom back

him and dastardly plans go together

like france and jacques chirac

'cause this is what happens when twats attack

and if you answer back

then i'll clamp your trap

fancy that

i'm a dandy dan

a fancy man in a fancy hat

claptrap

hits hard and as harsh as a clap track

on a no limit records crap track

if it moves

i'll frag dat

bring it down like the nasdaq

with my arsenal

i'm tear aparting all

grammar nazis who start a war

i don't wanna boast

but i'm rather awe inspiring

when i'm flinging bars galore

hit with a critical?

typical. i told you shit'd get physical

clips galore

but i piss them all away

in your face

waheyyyyy

shoot anything from a brute to a cute bunny

loot like a gold digger with a new hubby

now i can't fit into my suit 'cause i'm too tubby'

that pile of sand glitched

is the dune buggy?