borderlands 3 epic rap
bull, dan
you're tuned into the broadcast
just in time for the morning forecast
the climate's changing to violence
i'm about to explain with my raw raps
all around the borderlands
there's talk about these people
they're building up a cult
the children of the vault
and they're taking all the cookies out your biscuit tins
those twins are so influential
but their social media's been detrimental
to the growth of the people
i don't believe that it was accidental
their plan is to gather the bandit clans
amassing a massive gang and advance
attack anybody that countermands
trying to fight back but i doubt you can
i reckon that you're going to need a bit of help with that
when i finish you'll want to reset your face to default
this place is so old but i'm breaking the mould
soon as it fades i do it again
keeping it all in the family
only chests full of epic ammunition
crammed into sanctuary iii
we should expand our reach
now the galaxy's within travelling speed
pandora feels like a mere companion piece
the team's spanning from eden to athenas promethea
cheeky tyreen siphoned the siren
like pee through urethras
wonder what we face when we travel
wonder what deep space will unravel
grab a couple of shots at moxxi's place
detox till your brains hydroxylate
hammerlock's got another trophy case
want to fill it up so go see kincaid
but we handle it ourselves
because shattering your pelvis is a weekend break
now get your ass straight back to the action
strap 'em in the shape of a hashtag and @ them
smack 'em in the mouth with it
then slap it up on a reaction channel
can't tell if it's weapons unloading
or reckless flows on this damn beat
whatever is making the racket
whether ricocheting or rapping
want to fill these skill trees? feel free
this build that i'm building's filthy
want to feel these delts please?
see i've been in the gym so much it nearly bloody killed me
researched each stat then i packed them in
at you faster than the cyclone from the catch-a-ride
filling you with angst like catcher in the rye
i got a bang outta giving her the time
when my friends and i find time to hang out
you better hide or you might get banged out
you'll never find a harder gang now
or have a more sore arse than what we hand out
helping out your team is the key to survive
with coopetition i'm keeping an eye
on the cheeky people seeking a piece of my pie
want it? should have bought one
crossing where i walk's just your misfortune
we're the awesome foursome
this is the apocalypse and we're the four horsemen