born to lose

avalon, mickey

johnny got the gun with the number scratched

offer dudes some tools out the duffle bag

got the big blue ax like a lumberjack

in the smart 22 we call thunder cat

for his lady 'cause she keeps getting fucked with

and the pepper spray just doesn't cut it

need to quit the strip club and the drug shit

'cause she got the baby kicking in the stomach

and her mother got the cancer in the throat back

'cause she smoke new pore by the whole pack

kept puffing them things like a smoke stack

so they put her in the bag with the poor dad

so don't blame me

in my family tree there's a whole lot of disfunctionality

so don't hate me

in my family there's a whole lot of disfunctionality

born to lose

out to lunch

live fast

die young

take a piss in the punch

born to lose

out to lunch

life ain't nothing but a kick in the nuts

sally took a test at the clinic and this wasn't no ordinary visit

got the hiv in the red light district

but where she work ain't nobodies business

doctor x got hit with malpractice 'cause he likes to stick his finger in the fat chicks

when they passed out cold on the mattress

he but burned them on the ass with some matches

jenny was a manic depressive 'cause when she was a kid she got molested

by her uncle who never got arrested 'cause policemen always get protected

so don't blame me

in my family tree there's a whole lot of disfunctionality

so don't hate me

in my family there's a whole lot of disfunctionality

born to lose

out to lunch

live fast

die young

take a piss in the punch

born to lose

out to lunch

life ain't nothing but a kick in the nuts

eddie always felt like a female

wrapped her fishnet socks in the leanness

but you know they say the devils in the details

so he chopped off his cock

he a she-male

marvin met her in a bar in the east end

they were telling jokes

laughing and drinking

went out for a date on the weekend

found out she was a dude so he beat her

nurse nancy was unstoppable

had a heart as cold as a popsicle

she made sure getting out was impossible

put the pillow on his face at the hospital

so don't blame me

in my family tree there's a whole lot of disfunctionality

so don't hate me

in my family there's a whole lot of disfunctionality

born to lose

out to lunch

live fast

die young

take a piss in the punch

born to lose

out to lunch

life ain't nothing but a kick in the nuts

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