everyday i look in the mirror
discover me a new set of lines
so i was kind of thinking of botox
a modern way to turn back time
maybe i could add to my order
does it even work like that?
ask the doctor if he could make me shorter
so you can get your manhood back
are you gonna be like that?
i was kinda thinking bahamas
we could rent a fancy car
you could send your mother a picture
show her just how happy we are
maybe i could buy you a stripper
and tell you we will be alright
don't think it's too crazy to kiss her
you deserve a big boys night
could it really be like that?
i was kinda thinking a daughter
but you don't have to be here much
as long as i've got cash for the sitter
you don't have to give a fuck
is it gonna be like that?