honey. this video might be the worst thing in history. even worse than when i asked kim to marry me. bound. douchebags in love
bound. douchebags in love
uh-huh
honey. why am i inside a 90's screensaver?
these backgrounds look like old windows wallpaper
i'm losing my brain
this concept is trash
why the hell am i dressed up like a lumberjack?
i know that i'm a narcissistic psycho
ignorant
going on rants at every show
even the president said i'm a jackass. it's a true fact
the whole country knows that. i think i'm a lyrical genius
but why?
most of the lyrics in this song would make pac cry. and how come kim look like a wannabe j lo?
only thing bigger than her ass is my ego. uh
i'm so childish
if you critique me i'll fuckin lose it
throw a tantrum like a five year old kid
and that's the reason why
i am a gay fish. kim k
and kanye
together
is damn sure
to make the world throw up
please save us god
this just turned into a gross sex tape
you might as well call me the new ray j
but hey
that's how kim got famous
i mean damn
might as well show off her only true talent
yes
you named our kimyaby northwest
and yes
it's because we're smug and mindless. but hey
who wouldn't want their first kid
to be named after a direction?
and i think that i am the black jesus
why you think i named my new album yeezus?
now it's my time to die for your sins
watch out god here comes kanye bitch. kanye
is dead now
he's flying
through the clouds
this is really messed up
heaven is fucked. and this year's lifetime achievement award goes to. nelson mandela. thank you so much! i've always dreamed what it would be like to win one of these. but i never actually thought it would happen. thank you so very!
yo
nelson. i'm really happy for you. i'm-a let you finish. that i just wanted to say
i should've won this award. if i lived in '95
i would've been the greatest person of all time. of all time!
are you fucking kidding me?!
i have no idea how he even got up here!
what the?! where the hell am i?!
well
well
well. if it isn't kanye west!
taylor swift?! you were the devil?!
ha ha ha ha ha ha haa! that's right! i've been waiting for this moment ever since the 2009 vmas! haaa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haa!