brand new car

i got a brand new car

i got a jazz guitar

welcome

everybody

thank you a lot for coming

it means a lot to me

steer the yacht with my knee

plenty of botany

damn

bad chick on top of me

pornography

and i know she only want me for my guap-ery

(ahem. let me get my voice right

gary

sorry

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2

3

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it's the first time ever

yo fuck this jacket

i turn this shit to 85 napkins

since jeter's done i'm now the captain

trust you me

gotham's safer now

but there's always a new joker in town

ready to smoke you with that pound

but when he shoots it

the flag says bang!" and everybody laughs