break-a-bitch college
Singer:8ball & mjg
look at me as i write my name on the board
do you understand my name?
today at break-a-bitch university
we will teach young bustas
narrow-minded young sissies
pimpology today is different than it was in the 70s
i wanna know how can anybody stroll today
what proceeds do we have to go through?
first here's what you have to do
it's time to let the p-i-m-p in the fuckin front do'
one mo' nigga cuttin paper on the down low
it's so twisted in this white man's society
why it be hard for a nigga when he try to be
you hate it cause you can't understand how i can
rearrange and change how your daughter was raised
and teach her how to constantly get paid when she's laid
ain't no use in bein the freak of the city
you still ain't got no ducats
you want a rolex or ride buckets?
listen cause you gots plenty of competition from these other hoes
who think that you supposed
put them bitches in your pistol range
mj fuckin g settin your mind free with the type of knowledge
day number one in break-a-bitch college
please introduce yourself. good evening
eightball the fat mac here
mean these bustas no good
you bein a professor of pimpology
tell me how these niggas let these hoes
get em caught up in that fuck shit
check this out. once again here i come pushin that funk into your ear
and i'm cool cause i'm calm
leavin hoes shell-shocked like they fall in vietnam
but most of them can't handle this
those that i think are stars
and now the bitch think she all that
freakazoids have a nigga noid steppin up to me
hoes that'll fuck you fast might be packin h.i.v
so a hoe won't give me that
shit about she on the pill
knowin that her pussy kill
through my education illustrations were the key
where i'm from only bustas have to pay a fee
now you might ask what can a nigga do to get started
pull a hoe and go enroll in break-a-bitch college
now that was a very nice lecture
and as i walk back over to the middle of the bulletin board
it seems that you have more questions
is there any more questions?
any bitches are gonna come up?
can - can any bitches be pimps?
let me tell you. now these bitches got a lotta game for a nigga
that made me try to see how to break a hoe
what exactly would it take for me to make the bitch click
how damn quick could i make the bitch break a trick
how fuckin long will it take to make my profit
and what kinda justice can this hoe do for my pocket
in ways like keepin our business tight
these niggas gettin they game picked down to the bone
if you listen on what these hoes have to say
make em follow your own rules
bring that bitch on by to school
i got a class for that ass
'i was a pimp' at ten o'clock
future looks good for the smartest
niggas in the school of sir break-a-bitch college
everybody just needs to settle down
everybody just settle down
we're gonna break in about 15 minutes
but we have one more lecture
i'm gonna take one more question
are there any more questions?
how can a ordinary busta like me
get in break-a-bitch college?
not long ago i grew up as a youngster in this shit
when all i wanted to do is stick my dick up in a bitch
and my ends bought me weed
and all i wanted to see was them young bitches on they knees
i don't wanna sell this dope
i don't wanna get out and rob
today i was coolin like i usually do
i met this hoe after a show that wanted to chew me and screw
now some busta-ass nigga woulda fucked the bitch
but at break-a-bitch college that's called trickin off your dick
on the corner ain't no pimps
i'm on the verge of a splurge
settin up shop in tennessee
ain't no future for the lame
ain't no love in this game
do you fuck them hoes and trust them hoes and love em with no shame?
break-a-bitch college got a scholarship just for you
can you all join in with me
for our school alma mater
i'm proud to be an alumni