break-a-bitch college

Singer:8ball & mjg

good morning

class

this is your teacher

mjg

look at me as i write my name on the board

class

do you see my name?

do you understand my name?

well

listen

okay

class

today at break-a-bitch university

we will teach young bustas

playa-hatas

and all of these weak

narrow-minded young sissies

how to break a bitch

now

really

it's so easy

mister g

i have a question

yes?

pimpology today is different than it was in the 70s

aha

i wanna know how can anybody stroll today

and if so

what proceeds do we have to go through?

well

check it out

first here's what you have to do

it's time to let the p-i-m-p in the fuckin front do'

one mo' nigga cuttin paper on the down low

it's so twisted in this white man's society

why it be hard for a nigga when he try to be

independent

on his own with a plan

you hate it cause you can't understand how i can

rearrange and change how your daughter was raised

and teach her how to constantly get paid when she's laid

ain't no use in bein the freak of the city

you still ain't got no ducats

you want a rolex or ride buckets?

bitch

listen cause you gots plenty of competition from these other hoes

who think that you supposed

to fall dead

short

lame to the game

don't worry

put them bitches in your pistol range

mj fuckin g settin your mind free with the type of knowledge

class has started

day number one in break-a-bitch college

and today

class

we have a guest speaker

mister fat mac

please introduce yourself. good evening

players

good evening

eightball the fat mac here

i'm here to let you know

that these bitches

mean these bustas no good

you see what i'm sayin?

now first of all

class

are there any questions?

ah yes

mister eightball

you bein a professor of pimpology

tell me how these niggas let these hoes

get em caught up in that fuck shit

alright buddy

check this out. once again here i come pushin that funk into your ear

do you recall eightball

the player of the year

calm cause i'm cool

and i'm cool cause i'm calm

leavin hoes shell-shocked like they fall in vietnam

mayn

some have game

but most of them can't handle this

those that i think are stars

end up bein scandalous

welfare recipients

crib full of rugrats

boost a couple of shirts

and now the bitch think she all that

freakazoids have a nigga noid steppin up to me

hoes that'll fuck you fast might be packin h.i.v

me

i'm packin jimmy hats

so a hoe won't give me that

shit about she on the pill

knowin that her pussy kill

see

through my education illustrations were the key

see

where i'm from only bustas have to pay a fee

now you might ask what can a nigga do to get started

pull a hoe and go enroll in break-a-bitch college

ah yeah

now that was a very nice lecture

and as i walk back over to the middle of the bulletin board

i - i kinda figured

i wondered to myself

and i looked at my class

and i

it seems that you have more questions

is there any more questions?

yes

yes

mister mjg

i have a question

yes?

ah - in 94

do you think - ah

any bitches are gonna come up?

can - can any bitches be pimps?

look here

look here

let me tell you. now these bitches got a lotta game for a nigga

so

that made me try to see how to break a hoe

what exactly would it take for me to make the bitch click

how damn quick could i make the bitch break a trick

how fuckin long will it take to make my profit

and what kinda justice can this hoe do for my pocket

talkin space-age pimpin

similar to the oldies

in ways like keepin our business tight

not by tryina be goldie

these niggas gettin they game picked down to the bone

if you listen on what these hoes have to say

your money's gone

nigga

focus on your own grind

make em follow your own rules

don't be a fool

nigga

bring that bitch on by to school

i got a class for that ass

and it stars at seven

'i was a pimp' at ten o'clock

break till eleven

future looks good for the smartest

niggas in the school of sir break-a-bitch college

okay class

okay class

everybody just needs to settle down

everybody just settle down

we're gonna break in about 15 minutes

but we have one more lecture

one more lecture

now ehm

eh

calm down

calm down

i'm gonna take one more question

i'm gonna take -

are there any more questions?

ah yeah - ah

i wanna know

how can a ordinary busta like me

you know

you know

get in break-a-bitch college?

not long ago i grew up as a youngster in this shit

when all i wanted to do is stick my dick up in a bitch

that dope made my ends

and my ends bought me weed

and all i wanted to see was them young bitches on they knees

uncle sam

damn

can i get a job

see

i don't wanna sell this dope

and nope

i don't wanna get out and rob

today i was coolin like i usually do

i met this hoe after a show that wanted to chew me and screw

now some busta-ass nigga woulda fucked the bitch

but at break-a-bitch college that's called trickin off your dick

on the corner ain't no pimps

real players are low-key

i'm on the verge of a splurge

settin up shop in tennessee

ain't no future for the lame

ain't no love in this game

do you fuck them hoes and trust them hoes and love em with no shame?

9 times out of 10

trick nigga

if you do

break-a-bitch college got a scholarship just for you

ah yes

damn good class

damn good class

wonderful graduates

i love em all

i love em all

now class

can you all join in with me

for our school alma mater

and let's sing it

i'm proud to be an alumni

from break-a-college

i'm proud to be.