brief interviews with hideous men

all your marsupial annotations

that you carry around

may ring through their ears

but to us make no sound. we never asked you to squat

on our intricacies of employment

but honestly

the harder you squeeze

facilitates the enjoyment. oh just look at all the pretty boggling array

of punctuations marks at our disposal. slashes

dashes and dots of various sorts

might even meet our proposal. hot flashes

and rashes

i'm feeling particularly pretentious;

your vasomotor disturbances

only rev up our engines. dialogue all the shit you want!

but make sure to use the biggest font!

the louder you speak

the more they mention. bold or undefined

this will get your attention!