bucket

i ran into a buddy used to be all hypertensive

his stocks were always tanking and his girlfriends were expensive

but he looked like a poster for a permanent vacation

i asked him what he did to change his orientation

he bought a shot and dropped this little information

i made a bucket list

changed the b to an f

i gave my give-a-damn the finger

so it got up and left

i quit worrying 'bout people's expectations

and ordered up a six-pack of chillaxification

if you're a little depressed

feel a little bit lost

baby

write it all down

and then blow it all off

we're all a letter away from per-perpetual bliss

put an f on the b of your bu-bu-bu-bu-bucket list

you know he got me thinking 'bout the way that i've been living

seems like i'm always going

but i don't know where i'm getting

i's over-existenializing my redneck

but the answer is as simple as simple can get

i just re-arranged some letters in the alphabet

i made a bucket list

changed the b to an f

i gave my give-a-damn the finger

so it got up and left

i quit worrying 'bout people's expectations

and ordered up a six-pack of chillaxification

if you're a little depressed

feel a little bit lost

maybe write it all down

and then blow it all off

we're all a letter away

from per-perpetual bliss

put an f on the b of your bucket list

i took my nots and i added a why

i took the u out of hugh and i added an i

i

i bet you can guess what i did next

i took my bitching-lying lover and i added an ex

i made a bucket list

changed the b to an f

i gave my give-a-damn the finger

so it got up and left

i quit worrying 'bout people's expectations

and ordered up a six-pack of chillaxification

if you're a little depressed

feel a little bit lost

maybe write it all down

and then blow it all off

we're all a letter away

from per-perpetual bliss

put an f on the b of your bu-bu-bu-bu-bucket list

bucket list