generation gaming

monopoly was not for me

chess made me stressed out

so the only way i could get down was with

pocket electronics and bleeps

ever since my game boy made toys obsolete

i've been a well behaved boy

that played inside and stayed off the streets

yes

so i got my electric shocks

from tetris blocks and mario land

but there wasn't much room for much for mushrooms

i was the man

man

with the pad in my hand

hammerin' at it while eating my breakfast

bein' the best

that was the plan

beatin' the rest

and leavin' them breathless

please believe me

nobody could beat me at tetris

i fuckin' rock

droppin' blocks like heads

i'm choppin' blocks

i was on some next shit

and i still got a flame

for puzzle games

like hd hexic

but when the pc came

my gaming taste became eclectic

this day's grim

it's raining

what wonderful weather for gaming

the sun's blazing

so let's stay in

it's wonderful weather for gaming

i was the geeky one

i really wanted a pc cd-rom

and got it

8-mega ram

a crt screen

she was some top kit

free moments were devoted

to keystrokes

and the odd click

far more into dark forces then

even the star wars kid

and civilization ii is a brilliant game

that you really should play and i still do today

computer games improve your brain

it's proven

mate

so if you behave in stupid ways

then please refrain from blaming gta

i really hate excuses

i may just shoot my teacher's face

nah

i'm already embroiled

in getting these tesla coils

ready in my base

the russians are comin'

with trucks full of gunmen

i need to be safe

but maybe the green beret

could lead the way

and see us through

at least till we replace

the pc games

with ps2

this day's grim

it's raining

what wonderful weather for gaming

the sun's blazing

so let's stay in

it's wonderful weather for gaming

takin' control of

somebody else's console

with no remorse

i was so debauched

my only thoughts

were total scores on tony hawk's

or runnin' amok

in smuggler's run

smugglin' guns and drugs

for fun

and pullin' a gun on

any npc i see or stumble upon

gta iii made me inclined

to kill repeatedly

the spinal chills of silent hill

are still on my mind and

creepin' me the fuck out

look out

pull out your sawn-off shotgun

'cause there's a hot zombie nurse

that wants to hurt you

and cut off your oxygen

but as much as asphyxiation

may be lots of fun

i've got a crush

a fixation

with playstation

i'm in love

so i said to the ps2

me and you need a breather"