the old republic

forget the rancor

daniel's in the lion's lair

i'm a starfighter

you're flying ryanair

i visited bioware

dined on their chinaware

with a pipe

a pair of slippers and reclinin' chair

i'm aware my rare dialect's more fluent

than a protocol droid with a rhymin' flair

i'm gettin' quite a strain in my neck

'cause i've got a bigger brain than a twi'lek

yep

i'm called dan

i'm a star wars fan

far more than you

i'm hardcore

man

from korriban to coruscant

alderaan to dromund kaas

i drop the hottest raps

i am the top of the class

i'm a jedi knight

led by my skill

to kill whoever i like

i'm a murderer

you're a nerf herder

bruh

i got ya coffin

i don't mean tubercular

ha!

i'm an imperial agent

you're merely a vagrant

look

jabba the hutt's butt's nearly as fragrant

i can take a track about the old republic

and make it so banging it becomes a club hit

i'm a bounty hunter about to plunder

the senate for 100

000 credits

so no doubt you wonder just how i get it

bumping louder than the sound of thunder

you're more annoying than a crowd of gungans

a bloody ewok could get you out your bunker

i'm a sith inquisitor

you're nothing but a gullipud prannock

i'm a planetary governor

and i'm a smuggler

you're ugly

your balls haven't dropped

you must be a juggler

rub-a-dub

three dugs in a tub

two of them are being buggered

so you must be the buggerer

space hustler

straight huffin'

and then puffin' and then blowin'

your space station up

in a ball of flame

no ball and chain

'cause i take no prisoners

i'm causin' pain

a devout sith

straight out the mythology

taking out colonies easy

you're helpless

i easily leave each of you outlived

yeah

you should have a bad feelin' about this

dan bull

i've got a massive collection

of original star wars figutes

many in the original packaging

i've got a yak face

i've got yak face

type in 'yak face action figure' on ebay

that's how i roll