burnt toast

she can drive a stick shift 4x4

drink and leave the table

leave you flat on the floor

if you want to keep your money buddy

don't take her on in pool

she can clean a creek with an old cane pole

talk her way out of a ticket with a smile and a joke

but pots and pans ain't her forte

she can't boil water

but that's okay

she's wearin' nothin' but a marshall tucker shirt in the kitchen

hair's all a mess but it don't need fixin'

dancing and tappin' out a song with a spoon on the stove

oh woah

her long tan legs she knows that i'm looking

what she does to me

you can call it cooking

winking and blowing a kiss through a cloud of smoke

yeah

it might sound crazy

but my baby makes the best burnt toast

she's got a pistol 'cause a rifle won't fit in her purse

gets me up early just to make me late for work

she's one of a kind

no cookie cutter

yeah it melts my heart like it's a half a pad of butter

she's wearin' nothin' but a marshall tucker shirt in the kitchen

hair's all a mess but it don't need fixin'

dancing and tappin' out a song with a spoon on the stove

oh woah

her long tan legs she knows that i'm looking

what she does to me

you can call it cooking

winking and blowing a kiss through a cloud of smoke

yeah

it might sound crazy

but my baby makes the best burnt toast

her long tan legs she knows that i'm looking

what she does to me

you can call it cooking

winking and blowing a kiss through a cloud of smoke

yeah

it might sound crazy

but my baby makes the best

she's hotter than the burners burning up the bread

yeah it might sound crazy but my baby makes the best

burnt toast

the best burnt toast

aye

you lookin' good

girl over there cooking that toast

yeah