buy me a drink

well there's a bar stool here with my name written on it

won't you go and buy me a drink?

i've been waiting it's a long time coming

been a long time coming i think

the tv's on

they sing a song 'bout how they'll be here 'fore long

but i don't pay attention baby

though i'm not about to tell you they're wrong

well there's a bar stool here with my name written on it

won't you go and save me a seat?

i haven't been here in while

but it doesn't matter

i've got a hundred receipts

from all the jack that i've drank

all the food i've thrown up

it's on the minds of the people you see

they'll tell you stories whether they're true or not

they're always

so entertaining for me

'cause it's a long life ahead of us from this morning on