c-3po

i am 3po

c-3po

i am 3po

c-3po

walk into the room

i can presume you can see my gold

partner is an astromech

my best friend and my bro

several different masters

make disasters

get sold

bloke liked to choke

made me pro

broke the mold

i speak every single speech in the far reaches of the galaxy

i'm pretty much a slave because i never see a salary

passed off as a present or we're purchased like we're property

bigots put detectors every vector

it don't bother me

sometimes i'm on a mission and i'm wishing we could backtrack

sometimes a limb is missing or i'm in chewbacca's backpack

can be a little whiny

have you seen my shiney hiney?

joints are always frozen

always holdin'

you can try me

i can get a little grimey

really do not like the dunes

want to take a bath until my robot hands are pruned

then we'll chase after my homey who is suddenly seeking obi

never tells me anything

i talk too much he told me

his name is c-3po

protocol droid with the mean flow

when he starts going

then he don't slow

god in a pod

got your squad low

his name is c-3po

protocol droid with the mean flo-flo-flo-flow

when he starts going

then he don't slow

god in a pod

got your squad low

bitch asked if i spoke bachi. you got me

jk

yes

you act like you don't like me

be polite or kiss my ass

moisture farmer is a hater

evaporators is my shit

curmudgeon begrudgingly submits to my divine mind tricks

now i'm with some blonde brat

he's a map to kenobi

someday we'll need a map to drag his ass back to his homies

told his groupies go blow me

rather milk my jabroni

he turned out like his papi

at least that chacci had a joanie

he's binockin' on some banthas

we need answers and my android

tusken raiders on a rampage

take advantage like they fanboys

then some joke in a cloak made these sandies wet their panties

the sound they be switchin' in special editions sadly

got invited to his hideout

no wonder he's a hermit

atrocious decoratin'

i ain't hatin'

just observin'

can we go back to antilles

really sorry for the sour sound

i've been powered down for an hour now. any flowers found?

speaking of gettin' burnt

beru and owen are certainly smokin'

time to find a ship and split before the enemy's awoken

into a bar we can not walk in so we chill right by his speeder

soon we're running to a falcon

i need talcum on my peter

his name is c-3po

protocol droid with the mean flow

when he starts going

then he don't slow

god in a pod

got your squad low

his name is c-3po

protocol droid with the mean flo-flo-flo-flow

when he starts going

then he don't slow

god in a pod

got your squad low

now there's pirates in our party and i'm hopin' that they're nice

there's a presence that is sentient

it's friendliest in flight

she sniggers at his trigger happy flyboy and his dice

she speaks of revolution

a solution with a price

i keep telling him the likelihood of living because fuck 'em

let's go back to yavin

let me plug in

get a fuck in

there's a protocol imperative imbedded in my heritage

now we're getting sucked in like it's a satisfying narrative

it's no moon

a space station

it's a true innovation

it's a reason for vacation. where's the pod in this space ship?

the charmer steals some armor and the farmer found his twin

that part they didn't wipe

this isn't right

they live in sin!

i'm crushed 'cause they're crushed then i realize that i saved them

obi-wan turns to dust

we put pedal to the pavement

or the equivalent. danger imminent

this predicament ain't over yet

tell my astromech to switch my neck when we can have secretive sex

his name is c-3po

protocol droid with the mean flow

when he starts going

then he don't slow

god in a pod

got your squad low

his name is c-3po

protocol droid with the mean flow

when he starts going

then he don't slow

god in a pod

got your squad low