cable tv
yankovic, weird al
i used to think my life was so empty
i used to think life was passin' me by
but then one day i got a visit
they hooked me up and plugged me right in
and now i get to watch the stock report in korean
midget wrestling on channel three
it costs me fifty bucks a month just to see 'em
but that's all right with me
eighty-three channels of ecstasy
i got the siamese faith healer's network
the news and weather from peru
the racketball channel too
bugs bunny direct from atlanta
i got a satellite dish on the trunk of my car
so i can watch mtv while i drive
i'm talkin' 'bout real quality programs
the kind you just can't get for free
now i never wanna leave my apartment
'cause there's just so much for me to see
'cause i love my cable tv
my friends are gettin' kinda worried
they think i'm turning into some kinda freak
but they're just jealous 'cause i've seen porky's
twenty-seven times this week
the greatest thing that's ever happened to me
i got to have my cable tv
can't live without my cable tv
got to have some cable tv
i've got to have my cable tv