calgone

on my way home

police car pulled me over. after they left

i puttered out of gas. triple-a' came

but my card was expired!

i had to walk home

and of course

it rained half the time. i tried to get some shut-eye

then i was abducted!

they put cold things in my butt. they sampled a bit of my d.n.a. they left me on top of my sheets

i dreamt i went potty

then woke up drenched in me. this day sucked the hardest ever. i woke up on the wrong side of the bed today. a little bit less than nothing would go my way. i got up to toss my soiled sheets

the hallway was dark and i stubbed my big toe. it was then that i sensed the irony

then i heard the voice say

come sail aboard s.s. nepenthe!"