californication
banner, david
bitch i'm from the country but that don't make a nigga soft
big city niggas come south and get their wigs knocked off
find a track to start and pimp on a hoe
the block got hot a nigga
get the fuck out of dodge and hit my uncle on the east side
wharrup neph what's cracking
i wanna visit l.a. i'm already packed
been already stacking so we gonna get turned up
purple kush gonna get burnt up
the next day i'm in the lax
uncle trey pulled up in a camaro ss
bumping rich boy like bitch throw some of these
2 bad bitches in the back seat
next kid i will name marie
rolling up some trees on the 1-0-5 east
and all i can see is sunshine and palm trees
welcome to californication
welcome to californication
where we're going? to the hood
now i wanna see the swat and the green shower slugs
i ain't got no driver's license or assurance
sure enough the cops put us over on corners
the cops set us on the curve
they searched the ashtray and found a roach full of herbs
what's this in that cigar? medical marijuana officer
what condition you smoke weed for?
place your hands behind your back
you're under arrest for warrants go to court tornt monday
monday? it's wednesday man
i'll arrest you for obstruction of justice
go clubbing with your dumb ass
at least they ain't found my gun stash
welcome to californication
you might come for vacation
welcome to californication
you might leave on probation
welcome to californication
welcome to californication
i dropped the bitches off
now i'm off to my uncle house
stopped by the liquor store
nothing but the thugs out
white teeth and chunks when niggas hit me up like
lifted up his shirt on me
and dawg i wouldn't strap another would walk up like
visiting from mississippi
pass the pine of hennesey
we're gonna get it popping tonight
these niggas are flocking at night
what's flocking? breaking in homes
oh we kicked it in the hood drinking smoking kush twist up
hood rat with the big butt chose up got our dicks up
kissed my auntie on the cheek see you laters
now we 5 niggas deep and j bonds navigator
i'm seeing models and stars
nba players straight buying out bars
the state of arizona tryna segragate
but my dick don't discriminate
pimping i just like girls
met an asian with fake tits next to a hype girl
she took a pot of breath sniffing on that white girl
this sun branded nigga started pouring out cognac
i said pipin what you doin'? he said fuck you too
and that's the last thing he do and
i took a bottle and i cracked that nigga
security bust me like arrest that nigga
asian bitch grab me like hurry up slide with us
but the cops were outside stopped her
found some coke in her purse
next thing you know i'm in the county jail
my uncle tray's right there
and he's just shaking his head then he laughed at a nigga
don't let the bright lights fool ya and lay you trinket bless
it's been 24 hours i just caught my first case
i'm just here to see the hollywood sign get locked up
tribe lights get popped up
as they tripping on me for no reason
welcome to californication
you might come for vacation
welcome to californication
you might leave on probation
welcome to californication
welcome to californication