call any vegetable

cheesy

cheesy!

call any vegetable

call it by name

call one today

when you get off the train

call any vegetable

and the chances are good

ooooh! the vegetable

will respond to you

call any vegetable

pick up your phone

think of a vegetable

lonely at home

call any vegetable

and the chances are good

that a vegetable will respond to you-hoooo

ruta-bay-ay-ayga ruta-bay-ay-ayga

ruta-bay-ay-ayga ruta-bay-ay-ayga

ruta-bayyyyy. no one will know

if you don't want to let 'em know

no one will know

'less it's you that might tell 'em so

call and they'll come to you

covered with dew

vegetables dream

of responding to you

standing there

shiny & proud by your side

holding your hand

while the neighbors decide

why is a vegetable

something to hide?

yar-r-r-r-r-g-h!