call the nurse

call the nurse

call the nurse

i'm in pain

i'm in pain

everything hurts

vital signs

in horizontal lines

i'm lyin here

lying here

outta my mind

nurse betty

well she tore my heart apart

yeah

turned my life into an episode of er

and

everybody likes drama

but it's too much for me

i want her back

want her back

that nurse in cardiac

doctor says i'm high on fever

now ain't the time for chasing beaver

i want her back

want her back

that nurse in cardiac

every night and day it hurts

i think it's time

time to call the nurse

call the nurse

call the nurse

cos i need drugs

i need drugs

something that works

it ain't good

cos i get wood

lying here

thinking of her

more than i should

nurse betty

well she tore my heart apart

yeah

turned my life into an episode of er

everybody likes drama

but it's too much for me

nurse betty

well she tore my heart apart

yeah

turned my life into an episode of er

and

i'm not getting any better

visions of her in a tight red sweater