callin' in sick

hit my snooze alarm for the twenty seventh time

just don't feel like goin' to work - i think i'll call my boss

then i'm

gonna hack and cough and wheeze

swear i got some strange disease

what's that little twerp gonna say

hey

i'm callin' in sick today

callin' in sick today

i could shine my pennies or clean my lava lamp

i could spend all day in my underwear wathing ernest goes to camp"