calling it quits

he's a serious mister

shake his hand and he'll twist your arm. with monopoly money

we'll be buying the funny farm. so i'll do flips

and get paid in chips

from a diamond as big as the ritz--

then i'm calling it quits. eyes the color of candy

lies to cover the handicap. though your slippers are ruby

you'll be led to the booby trap. and there's no prize

just a smaller size

so i'm wearing the shoe 'til it fits

then i'm calling it quits. yes

i'm calling it quits. yes

i'm calling it quits. now he's numbering himself among the masterminds

'cause he's hit upon the leverage of valentines. lifting dialogue from judy garland storylines

where get-tough girls turn into gold mines. all those polaroid babies

taking chances with rabies

happy to tear me to bits--

well

i'm calling it quits. yes i'm calling it quits. yes i'm calling it quits. yes i'm calling it quits. yes i'm calling it.