campaign speech

eminem

jumped out of the 2nd floor of a record store

with a treacherous four cassette and a cassette recorder

in ecuador with edward norton

witness the metamorphosis

of a legend growin' like an expert swordsman

from the hessian war and

hence the origin of the headless horseman

born with the endorphins of a pathetic orphan

endless source and reservoir

of extension cords in dresser drawers

and deadbolts on the bedroom doors

and sexual torture kits kept in a separate storage bin

excellent boyfriend

use intercourse to settle scores

with women who have been vendettas towards men

dickhead is forced in 'til there's shredded foreskin

reddish torn and they're only bein' fed a portion

bed sores and sore shins

pregnant whores can get abortions

fetish for stickin' metal forks in

self-absorption

skeletor

i went to hell and fell a floor

a predator

i'm headed for competitors

better warn 'em

what i lack in tact and a set of morals

i make up for in metaphors like a cosmetic store

stegosaurus

chuck norris with a thesaurus

yes

of course

a mess of warrants

you want some? come and get some

boys!

i'm givin' daniel pantaleo a refresher course

on excessive force and pressure points

and dressin' george zimmerman in a fluorescent orange

dress and four inch heels to address the court

with a bullseye on his back

his whole chest and torso

or left on the doorsteps of trayvon's dad as a present for him

in my present form i'm desert storm

appetite for destruction there's no suppressant for

aggressive

forceful

and less remorseful in every morsel

unpleasant

horrible; hello

gorgeous!

the rebel with devil horns just fell off the yellow short bus

met a contortionist

said

when you wanna get sexual?"