jumped out of the 2nd floor of a record store
with a treacherous four cassette and a cassette recorder
in ecuador with edward norton
witness the metamorphosis
of a legend growin' like an expert swordsman
hence the origin of the headless horseman
born with the endorphins of a pathetic orphan
endless source and reservoir
of extension cords in dresser drawers
and deadbolts on the bedroom doors
and sexual torture kits kept in a separate storage bin
use intercourse to settle scores
with women who have been vendettas towards men
dickhead is forced in 'til there's shredded foreskin
reddish torn and they're only bein' fed a portion
pregnant whores can get abortions
fetish for stickin' metal forks in
i went to hell and fell a floor
i'm headed for competitors
what i lack in tact and a set of morals
i make up for in metaphors like a cosmetic store
chuck norris with a thesaurus
you want some? come and get some
i'm givin' daniel pantaleo a refresher course
on excessive force and pressure points
and dressin' george zimmerman in a fluorescent orange
dress and four inch heels to address the court
with a bullseye on his back
his whole chest and torso
or left on the doorsteps of trayvon's dad as a present for him
in my present form i'm desert storm
appetite for destruction there's no suppressant for
and less remorseful in every morsel
the rebel with devil horns just fell off the yellow short bus
when you wanna get sexual?"