can he love you half as much as i

well you say you just got married and your husband is a jewel

graduated summa cum laude from a big north eastern school

has a doctorate in physics and a masters in phys ed

was the captain of the football team

there's not a book he hasn't read

well sure

but can he: eee-ahhh-eee-ooo

and can he play the spoons?

make music with his armpits

little animals from balloons?

can he whistle dixie while eating crackers and covering one eye?

can he love you half as much as i?

he's climbing the corporate ladder

in business he's a gem

general motors never had a vice president as young as him

you say he wrote a computer program that saved 8 million bucks

and found a way to cut the cost on all their cars and trucks

big deal

huh can he: eee-ahhh-eee-ooo

and does he have my charms?

can he wiggle his ears

juggle of beers and make a frog in your arms?

i bet he can't do this no matter how hard he tries

can he love you half as much as i?

you brag how he's so cultured

how he sculptures and he writes

but did you know that now i go to culture classes every night?

i'm a devote and connoisseur of black velveteen art

i have a painting of rambo that glows in the dark

so he makes 200 000 bird and can press 300 pounds

so he drives a red ferrari and lives on the snooty side of town

so you're gonna sail around the world on his tacky gaudy yacht

so he spends vacations working with mother theresa in india

so what

that kind of superficiality can wear pretty thin

i just wanna know

can he: eee-ahhh-eee-ooo

and can he play the spoons?

make music with his armpits

little animals from balloons?

can he whistle dixie while eating crackers and covering one eye?

can he love you half as much

does he have my charm

does he have my touch?

can he love you half as much as i?