carebear (kelly's song)

you're cute as a care bear

i don't even care where

you tell me to be

you know i'm gonna be there

know i'm gonna repair

your broken heart

i swear

cross my own on a dare

al capone love affair

got style extraordinaire

prepare for the rare mc

devil may care

with the bev hi hair

i will be fair

no more sad solitaire

i'll go to work like dirk

and save you from your dragon's lair

you can't compare

well

ain't life a bitch

a daily kick in the dick

if i had a dime for everytime

you know that i'd be rich

what makes it worth while

is your beautiful smile

i can't conceive the life i'd lead

if you would leave then i would die

mc chris will appear from the rear

with headphones on his ears

and a head full of tears

because his girly is not near

and he fears she be on

a pimp's stick shifting gears

another bitch ass trick

that's a ho after some beers

should i say amaretto sour

if i see ya drinkin' pbr

you're mine within the hour

you can be my woman wanda

i will be your doogie howser

we'll play doctor

take a shower

i'll go outside

pick you a flower

write you a haiku

say that i love you

i can't afford a box of chocolates

so yo

here's a yoo-hoo

the voo-doo that you do

is something i'm not used to

but i won't decline 'cause in time

i'll be true blue

well

ain't life a bitch

a daily kick in the dick

if i had a dime for everytime

you know that i'd be rich