carol brown

flight of the conchords

loretta broke my heart in a letter

told me she was leaving and her life would be better

joan broke it off over the phone

after the tone she left me alone

jen said she'd never ever see me again

when i saw her again

she said it again

jan met another man

liza got amnesia

just forgot who i am

felicity said there was no electricity

emily

no chemistry

fran

ran

bruce turned out to be a man

flo had to go

i couldn't go with the flow

carol brown just took the bus out of town

but i'm hoping that you'll stick around

he doesn't cook or clean

he's not good boyfriend material

ooh

we can eat cereal

you'll lose interest fast

his relationships never last

shut up girlfriends from the past

he says he'll do one thing and then he goes and does another thing

ooh

who organized all my ex-girlfriends into a choir

and got them to sing?

ooh ooh ooh

shut up

shut up girlfriends from the past

mimi will no longer see me

brittany

brittany hit me

paula

persephone

stella

and stephanie

there must be fifty ways that lovers have left me

carol brown just took the bus out of town

love is a delicate thing

you can't just throw it away on the breeze

he said the same thing to me

how can we ever know if i'm the right person in this world

that means he looks at other girls

love is a mystery

it does not follow rules

this guy is a fool

he'll always be a boy

hes a man who never grew up

i thought i told you to shut up

mona

you told me you were in a coma

tiffany

you said that you had an epiphany

mm

would you like a little cereal?

who organized this choir of ex-girlfriends?

was it you carol brown?

was it you carol brown?

carol brown just took the bus out of town

but i'm hoping that you'll stick around

stick around

stick around

stick around

stick around