now i was just walking through cartoon land
when all of a sudden i ran into sponge bob square pants
he was chilling with the power puff girls and spiderman
driving down sesame street with scooby doo in a mini van
he was rocking to the beat driving as fast as they can
they almost ran over ren and stimpy and he man
i yelled at them slow down but they didn't understand
they said they heading over to a free hip hop jam
over in the park let me catch a ride then
i got in picked up bart simpson kept driving
got to the spot and the party was live and
at the open mic contest bevis and butthead was rhyming
i was like them kids is wack give me just a try and
waited patiently till it was just my time and
i told the crowd make noise get ya hands high and
this is what i said when i grabbed on the mic i told em. said to the crowd my name's kj-52"