weird al yankovic
listen to the muzak
hearin' people scream
sittin' in the waiting room
readin' crappy magazines
with a toothache
this is it
pal
root canal
my molars are impacted
i'm gettin' gum disease
i'm gonna need some fillings
got twelve cavities
can you help me
have mercy
doctor
please
my teeth are a fright
got a huge overbite
numb me
drill me
floss me
bill me
you jab at my nerve endings
it's driving me insane
just give me nitrous oxide
shoot me up with novocaine
help me out here
'cause i'm so severe
pain
please stop for a bit
let me rinse and spit
you validate my parking
i think that i'm okay
but you make one more appointment for
a week from saturday
'cause you came upon
a problem on
my x-ray
oy vey!
i'm getting absurd
well
i hope i'm insured
now