what can you do with a man?

listen to your lady who speaks. this affair has run its course. i'll reside in athens six weeks

while i get me a divorce. listen to your lover who asks

why this battle has begun. he has long neglected some tasks

that a husband should have done. he eats me out of house and home

but doesn't like my cooking. that's nothing new with a man. what can you do with a man?

he likes to use my brush and comb

and yet he's funny-looking. home's like a zoo with a man. what can you do with a man?

some men wear half pajamas. i took a chance. i bought the guy pajamas-

he wears the pants. by day he's like a five-year-old;

at night he's ninety-seven. what can you do with a man like that?

when you get mad

don't count to ten

go on and count a million. don't be a shrew with a man. that's what you do with a man. you need a regiment of men-

i'm only one civilian. wait for your cue with a man. that's what you do with a man. marriage is such a blessing

so i have found. i've got a thousand blessings

each weighs a pound. i'm only four foot ten right now

i once was five foot seven. that's what you did to a man like that!

i wear my nicest negligee

and find him reading plato. nothing is new with a man. what can you do with a man?

i shook the tree of life one day

and got a cold potato. i'm in a stew with a man. what can you do with a man?

where is his sense of duty

where is his taste?

acres and acres of beauty

going to waste!

he walks me in the woods at night

to find a four-leaf clover. what can you do with a man like that?