he's holding me to ransom
now he wants to see me dancing
sitting on a shrink's couch
tryin' to cure his hang up
'bout screwing little minnie mouse
now she doesn't feel so sexy
now she wants to become a nun
tryin' to give the drink a rest
now he's down the station
then your hiv or you university
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
colonel tom has dug it up
and put it in for service
over the hill comes huckleberry hound
and he's heading into town
soemone blew his head off
and now he's in a cemetery
mister blonde said to mister blue
he said i haven't got a clue
then your hiv or you university
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
then your hiv or you university
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.