chin chin & muck muck

when i was a young boy

i had a lot of young boys

and we taught each other dearly how to love

oh dearly how to love

now that i'm an old hag

all i got's are things that sag

but it really ain't so bad

no it really ain't so bad

look at the neighbors with their long blonde hair

makin' their money at the renaissance fair

they live under your dress in a massengilic mess

singin' klang bang wang

i swear

the neighbors will hear you

the neighbors will hear you

the neighbors will hear you

the neighbors will hear you

a glass eye tends to the garden in your breast singin'

mama you're a dog too dull to bite

my love's central sun

hides her bells in emptiness

i hung the hangman

and i ain't afraid to fight

but he's gonna get me

he's gonna get me

he won't forget me

he's gonna get me

well steal my face i do declare

this might be a start of a new affair

i'm gonna braid exotic birds in your hair

how can i tell

'cause i see wildfire everywhere

all my thoughts are hairs

on a wild wild boar

runnin' slowly down the lilac slope

we're tryin' not to scare

the sweet prairie hogs

as we descend on them like vultures through the fog

we're vulpinous vultures

we're elegant armchairs

we're vulpinous vultures

give heals time to wound as we lazily spoon

bend me over bend me back my bow

and take a little sniff

and i'll grant you every wish

glue my belly to your gibbous rainbow

chin chin and muck muck