sailing out of mexico heading up to new orleans
heard about the biggest treasure horde outside the caribbean
one stormy night in caillou bay we smashed into the reef
a load of big white teeth
you better say see ya later
they say you should never smile
he'll drag you down into the deep
and eat your fucking head
our captain was the first to go
he got ripped into shreds
still screaming as the alligator swallowed down his legs
one by one the crew all died in several nasty ways
the vision of that massacre still haunts me to this day
if you find a giant cayman
you're gonna have a really bad day man
there's nothing more to say than
i won't see you in a while
ain't got a snowballs chance in hell
to save you from that crocodile
did i jump into that swamp?
mauled to death by alligators
all singing chomp chomp chomp
mauled to death by alligators
all singing chomp chomp chomp