hah
it's chris webby
yeah
asher roth ain't the only college boy on this rappin' shit
and i love college too
shit
ha
that party last night was awful nuts bro
wish i remembered
but i took a xanny and shots of soco so it's whatever
roll my blunts and pop my e
now chug that 40 just like me
pass out at 6
wake up at 3
then do it again tonight drinks on me
man
i love college
i love college even more than asher
different chick every other night
come home plastered
somehow pass class and twist blunts after
i'm hofstra's top dog and home-court rapper
fitted pointed backwards
spittin' that fire
the shit on campus bitch
ask van wilder
don't need a reminder to party every day
'cause i'm an alcoholic i'll remember anyway
i've been drunk since 12
motherfuck a drinkin' age
walk into the liquor store pull my wallet out to pay
clerk tellin' me i'm not who i say i be
even though it says i'm spanish on my fake id
gee. they say drugs make you dumb but i don't think they do
last semester
i pulled a fuckin' 3.2
when i wake up's the only time i'm sober enough
to do homework unless i'm hung over as fuck
but still there ain't a teacher that can hold me
go to class blunted lookin somethin' like spicoli
or i'll just pull a ferris bueller skip the whole day
i'm just here for the partyin' i hope that's okay
but there's no way i'll stop because this sophomore's a monsta
even though i'll end up doin' six years at hofstra
sit back
sippin' on my beer with the mic
knowing these are gonna be the best years of my life
right?
i'm a flip cup phenomenon
beer pong pro
hit all ten in a row with my fuckin' eyes closed
a little bend of the knees and a flick of the wrist
have you chuggin' every second while i'm sippin' my shit
dutch master always full of some ridiculous piff
that got me twisted like a licorice stick
listen to this
my time is never wasted
cause i'm always wasted
i fuckin' love college
that's all i can say kid
man
i love college
keg parties
sorority bitches
all my homies
why the fuck would i ever leave
man? i love college
this where i'm a be at
they're gonna have to drag my ass the fuck out of here
man
it's chris webby
holla.