webby
here we are my friends
it's time for me to lift my mighty pen
these rhyme schemes leave crime scenes
and it's that time again
welcome to the colosseum
go and take a seat
cuz i'm that gladiator that you all been waitin' to see
see i got the taste for blood and now i'm back for more
webby call 'em out just like i'm rappin' michael rapaport
and if society don't handle 'em
i'll be the last resort
verbal executioner
my bars committing act of war
and if you give me ammunition then you will not be forgiven
you hear me harvey weinstein
there will be no omission
all the statements that i make while i'm sonnin' you from a distance
all the times that you masturbaed in front of your assistants
all that fuckin' power so you used it and abused it
shit
ya homie bill clinton probably taught you how to do it
i'm ruthless
harvey
get to steppin' back
you look like the cockroach wearing human skin in men in black
killin' people's what i got a voice for
ever since roy moore was lookin' for love in toy stores
i been on it
and baby we just startin off
it's chris webby and you know i got the rawest thoughts
bill o'reilly says he's sorry but really none of us buy it
you can't pay me off like all of those women to keep me quiet
who cares if he denies it
i'll still come for him
cuz gettin' fired just wasn't enough for him
so now i gotta fuck wit em
i'll teach that old prick to treat women with respect
when i jam a pair of stainless steel scissors in his neck
you're the opposite of the reason that chicks are gettin' wet
your over 60 with a forehead so big it could reflect
the suns rays and provide solar power to a country
old
gross
and crusty
out-dated
and rusty
out of shape and husky
you know how to tell if bill o'reilly's near?
when you hear a woman scream don't touch me!"