gary likes a girl's tight black pants
larry knows he doesn't stand a chance
carl says hurry up and order it quick
dave gets out to chase that chick
dennis wonders what's under the hood
a big chrome tach and it sounds real good
i go down to the root beer stand
and drink up all that i can
brian's still glued to the radio
louie's lookin' out the rear window
guy's got around to orderin' fries
but root beer's my best buy