church (intro)

chris webby

welcome

welcome! all you ninjas!

come on in and make some room

move on over

now!

go - watch out for the baby head!

the baby. you about to head the baby in the head. why you gotta take up both seats?

just move on over!

lets start the show

we have a special guest tonight. he goes by the name of chris webby

now

this you man

hails from connecticut

after six mixtapes

after half a million dollars

after 20 million youtube views

countless sold out shows

and many a satisfied fan!

all you ninjas

give a warm welcome to your. chris webby

you see i'm buzzin' now

shovel in hand i dug from the underground

lyrical artillery loaded with forty-dozen rounds

they used to run they mouth

shit

they daffy duckin' now!

came out spittin'

first photo shoot was my ultrasound

throwin' up my middle fingers in my mother's uterus

spittin' fire off of the top

mount vesuvius

always caught disturbing the peace

they said i was ludacris

crazy

unpredictable

nutty

but never stupid

bitch

smart guy like taj mauer eatin' pot brownies

on the run for killing beats 'till the fuckin' cops found me

on the loose again

apple juice and gin

out manouverin' my enemies

leave 'em with sutures in

cut 'em up

cause my flow is sharper than excalibur

maximus

decimus

maridius to these challengers

gladiator in the flesh

swinging for your fucking neck

slicing up these beats

while you bitches can even cut a check

up next

final stop

success

like. now hold on

now hold up

hold on now

hold on. you gots to teach these boys how to rap. cause what these boys out here is doing

is not rap. it's wack

you got to show them the multi-syllable schemes

you got to show them the air-tight flow

you got to show them

them punchlines

now get on in there and do your thing

son!

everything i do

i do it with heart

werewolf with a full moon in the dark

tear a fucking human apart

i'm stupidly smart

started on the east

but my music made a westward expansion something like lewis and clark

climbing up the musical charts

and me falling off?

that's like bullseye from daredevil losing at darts

i'm just a crazy motherfucker

who was bred to be a monster

since the eighties motherfucker

i'm lyrically inclined

put my spirit in my rhymes

veins pumpin' hip-hop

you can hear it in my lines

rollin' with a bunch of goons

everyday we grindin' on

and we all spark

you can catch me up on cybertron

i am on everything

bad meets evil-er

that's just how the cookie crumbles

motherfucking keebler!

mark my teachers words

they told me that i should be mature

but now that my pockets beefed up

i'm never going vegan

sir

grindin' 'till the fuckin' day i stop breathing

word

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