church (intro)
chris webby
come on in and make some room
go - watch out for the baby head!
the baby. you about to head the baby in the head. why you gotta take up both seats?
we have a special guest tonight. he goes by the name of chris webby
after half a million dollars
after 20 million youtube views
and many a satisfied fan!
give a warm welcome to your. chris webby
shovel in hand i dug from the underground
lyrical artillery loaded with forty-dozen rounds
they used to run they mouth
first photo shoot was my ultrasound
throwin' up my middle fingers in my mother's uterus
spittin' fire off of the top
always caught disturbing the peace
smart guy like taj mauer eatin' pot brownies
on the run for killing beats 'till the fuckin' cops found me
out manouverin' my enemies
leave 'em with sutures in
cause my flow is sharper than excalibur
maridius to these challengers
swinging for your fucking neck
while you bitches can even cut a check
hold on. you gots to teach these boys how to rap. cause what these boys out here is doing
you got to show them the multi-syllable schemes
you got to show them the air-tight flow
now get on in there and do your thing
werewolf with a full moon in the dark
tear a fucking human apart
but my music made a westward expansion something like lewis and clark
climbing up the musical charts
that's like bullseye from daredevil losing at darts
i'm just a crazy motherfucker
who was bred to be a monster
since the eighties motherfucker
put my spirit in my rhymes
you can hear it in my lines
rollin' with a bunch of goons
you can catch me up on cybertron
that's just how the cookie crumbles
they told me that i should be mature
but now that my pockets beefed up
grindin' 'till the fuckin' day i stop breathing