cigarettes

well my great grand-dad he died of cancer

from smoking too many cigarettes. but i must confess that he did quite profess

to being the coolest motherfucker i ever met. thats 'cause smoking makes you cool

and smoking makes you rule. so just light up a smoke and you'll never go broke

and you'll be the most popular kid in school. the coolest kid in school. well i've traveled millions of marlboro miles

but i haven't gotten anywhere. and i've made a million dollars in camel cash

but i'm still just broke as when i started. but thats ok because smoking makes you cool

and smoking makes you rule. so just light up a smoke and you'll never go broke

and you'll be the most popular kid in school-

but only if you smoke parliament.