i know! your soul leaves it's body and starts rising to the sky. you go past the clouds
past space
past the universe
and then you get to the gates of heaven. then
the pearly gates open and you walk inside
and you see everyone that died
like grandma
mrs. lynch
and 2pac
and biggie! um. oh! oh! and you see a mountain
a-a big
big
big
big mountain
w-w-with a line that goes on forever and ever and a-and a circle that looks like something very very uh. tippy top! and then you get in the back of the line and you start waiting and waiting and waiting
and then you wait some more
and more
and more
and more
and more
and more
and more. heheh. then you get closer
and closer
and closer
until you're next in line! and when it's finally your turn
you wake up from your dream because god isn't fucking real.