coach's speech (skit)

Singer:masta ace

- i'm coach riley

head football coach here at sheepshead bay high school. i understand that this is the eighties and technology is taking over. everybody has got a walkman now

movies about poltergeist

e.t. i grew up in a simpler time

people had respect and integrity. if you had a beef with a guy

you met him at the park. you slugged it out one on one

bloodied each other's nose. that's it! real simple. we didn't believe in the stuff they do now. jumping a guy and pulling a knife or something? that's why i love coaching

i'm teaching these guys to be men. not lowlifes or degenerates

- hey coach

what we wearing again? just helmets right?

- you guys really don't listen

do you? yeah

helmets! cheese and crackers. what is wrong with these kids today?