coffee table song

what is your number?

my number is zero

and what is your colour?

my colour is blue

what is your secret?

why that would be telling

well what is your problem?

my problem is you

i'll turn my back on it all

i'll stand

and i'll face

my living room wall

well that's really something

what is your star sign?

you've got to be kidding

well what is the answer?

i wish i knew

what is the time?

it's time i was leaving

why what is your problem?

my problem is you

tell me something that i don't know

make it brief

to the point

like a fatal blow

since time out of mind i have loved you so

there's a place i know where we both could go

i would swim the seven seas

i would crawl upon my knees

just to get there

i would crawl upon my knees

i would swim the seven seas

just to get there or be there

somewhere out there

like a fatal blow

like an open sore

like a heart that's torn in two

that's really something