college humor

Singer:stud, mike

man i love college

i never wanna leave this place

van wilder

i got the keys to the gate

hold up

hold up

yeah i think it's my turn

let me get up in your ear

like a sideburn

like derek jeter i just need to be signed

and if you don't like the track than you need to rewind

i stay going hard

i'm cal ripken boy

leanin' on the cup i'm sippin boy

i'm gifted boy

making money chips ahoy

just keep moving up lane kiffin boy

yeah

and it's a quick decision

fresh all my work is in mint condition

peep the precision

surgeon on the track

fuck goin' in

i'm bout to make a quick incision

and i go about my flow quite swiftly

go fast

then i change it up like cliff lee

and i'm telling all the girls the same thing

i'm telling all the girls i love them

but i don't really mean a damn thing

i just wanna go home and fuck them

so i

i'm just tryin' to have fun

so i

i'm just tryin' to have fun

so i

i'm just tryin' to have fun

sorry girl

i'm just tryin' to have fun

now i love all the girls

but it's still cash first

cause i just wanna ball out like a bad serve

it's pretty much a fact that your girl wanna meet me

i'm all over the web like brett favre's peepee

and i'm so hot right now it might melt her

and she catch my balls better than wes welker

haha

god dammit i'm a douche

been around the world and i ain't shooting hoops

it's been two months and i might get famous

cocky

talk more shit than skip bayless

sorry

and you really ain't living how i'm livin'

get so much brain that my fitted ain't fittin'

nah

i'm just kidding

i swear i'm deserving

comin' for the top spot quicker than a virgin

and it's over

checker the flag

big heart mo'fucker

with a pecker to match

and i'm telling all the girls the same thing

i'm telling all the girls i love them

but i don't really mean a damn thing

i just wanna go home and fuck them

so i

i'm just tryin to have fun

so i

i'm just tryin to have fun

so i

i'm just tryin to have fun

sorry girl

i'm just tryin to have fun

i'm tryin' to have f-u-n

if you don't like it

f-u-then. bitch